I'm known by many names, and oddity is my game. Mad Hatter, Cheshire Cat, Jax, Story-teller I answer to all of them, and let me greet you my friends.

Sit down take a look, read the beginnings of one of my books. If it pleases you, while not teasing you, try to catch a dancing fire, or hold the life of the water. Never never can you part the wind from her heart.

So come in, come in, see my art, its a start and perhaps, if I'm lucky, you'll be mad too. I'd be glad were that the case and make you a place amongst the others, just for you with your name. Keep in mind I love games.

I love bandits more, especially their king, he stole my heart away from me. My friends and I banter much, the rabbit often raped and the Panda Panda who is never without a date.

So do come in my spectors fair, and don't be left unaware.

I welcome you, mad men of Sheezy, and though it might sound quite cheesy I mean it so and mean no offense, but some of you seem so tense!

Take a seat, sip the wines, they come from the Loki vines. And far away will be the tales I tell.

Yes come come oh mad men, and have a seat with the star goddess.